Friday, July 22, 2016

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Once we were approved (via a $100 rush through the embassy) to enter the country, we went to Vietnam. We hit three spots while we were there including Hanoi, Hoi An, and Ho Chi Minh city (the artist formerly known as Saigon). And while I don't want anyone to think we were oblivious to the history we have in this amazing country, we wanted to see it through a new perspective, a perspective of a couple of adorable honeymooners, seeing a beautiful country, for the very first time. 

We originally wanted to do the history tours, but found just meeting the people and exploring were 100% more our taste, so we took that route. We landed in Hanoi, and due to our visa mishap, had just a few short days there. Unfortunately, Rob wasn't feeling great (just an FYI, this was the first time either of us got sick, and we had been in Southeast Asia for a month. That was a win for sure), so I ventured out a bit by myself. But only extending 1 to 2 blocks per Rob (and Steve's) wishes. I found an adorable coffee house where zero English was spoken, and played a very fun charades game with the barista trying to order a black iced coffee. (Imagine me pointing to my black shirt, holding up milk saying 'no,' all in my very loud, slow voice...... Because that helps people understand. Duh) The very sweet, and apparently most patient human ever, understood my request and handed me a black iced coffee. She also brought water and motioned for me to mix these together. Well, I'm no pansy, so I drank the coffee straight. That was a big mistake. Big, Huge. (Sorry, couldn't help myself) and I came back completely hyped up and didn't fall asleep until 4 am, despite the numerous drowsy Dramamine I ingested. Lesson learned. There is a very real reason they mix the Vietnamese coffee with some type of milk scenario. That's all I have to say about that. 

We ventured around the next day and saw some of the sites before flying out to Hoi An. (At this point, my new favorite stop on the trip.) Hoi An is a very small Vietnamese town known for its tailors. This may be my happy place. You show pictures, or drawings to a tailor, and they make you clothes in 24 hours. And they are measured to your body. (In your face, $5 charge for the 'tall' girl inseam) Rob and I planned on getting one or 2 suits made, and left with about 5x the amount of stuff we planned for. (thanks to the Vietnam post, we do not have to carry that around for the next 2 months) We did a ton of research and landed at a tailor called 'Miss Forget Me Not.' It consists of a woman and her sister, who measure you (over and over and over) and draw clothes for you that they, along with their extended family, make for you by the next day. It's insane. I also fell in love with these two for their honesty. They told Rob he was not 'large' but probably 'medium' sized after explaining to me that my dress would look 'stupid' the way I wanted it. Both pretty accurate, but it stung a little. These two ladies became our friends, as we were there for two fittings a day over a week long span. And until you've tried to put a full suit on, in 105 degree heat, in a place with no AC, you do not know real sweat.......

Post Hoi An, we went to Ho Chi Minh and did a few of the sites there. We went to the roof of the Rex hotel, known as the expat bar/tourist trap, and spent far too much on two drinks. We then walked to the cathedral, before grabbing a bite at an acclaimed hole in the wall bahn mi place that Rob found on eater. It was amazing. He does have a knack for finding insane food. (Probably why I'm so attracted to him. That and the fact that he understands international public transport. And love and stuff.) We are sitting and eating when the owner's dad starts chatting with us. Apparently he used to be the investor for the New Orleans Firefighters pension, and once went to a 2 day long pig roast in Slidell. We found someone in Vietnam that knows where Slidell is. And Covington. And Old Metairie. Turns out the 2 degrees of separation famous in New Orleans is an international phenomenon. 

We cannot stop talking about how much we absolutely fell in love with Vietnam, despite the CONSTANT sweating situation. (Louisiana heat has absolutely nothing on this place) Everything there revolves around good food and family, which is something we know a little about. The scenery is to die for, and the people are incredibly kind. We left with a few hundred dollars worth of leather bags, gowns, and suits, and a whole new perspective of a country so foreign to so many. I hope that I'm lucky enough to step foot on this beautiful land again, and give a big hug to all of the phenomenal people we were lucky enough to meet here. So cheers to eating hot Pho in 105 degree heat, custom made suits, and the 5 lb weight gain I wouldn't  trade for the world. GOODBYE VIETNAM!

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